R.G. Ryan

The name is Ron, but you may address me by my Aristocratic title, "Lord Ronald the Mellifluous of Giggleswick under Table."

I like to think of myself as being six feet tall, but I know I'm closer to five-eleven. I write novels, screenplays and music; I am a record producer as well as a recording artist.

At present I am living with my first wife in Las Vegas, Nevada. We have two kids whom we like quite a lot, most of the time, and two grandkids whom we like all the time. 

I am a proponent of sentence fragments, truncation and non sequiturs and practice the abominations whenever possible so as to confound and frustrate grammar freaks.

Hearts In Atlantis may be the best book ever written and Casablanca is, without question the best screenplay ever written. Every good story should have a beginning, a middle and an ending, but not necessarily in that order. Where are my glasses?